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See how many of the 30 you remember.
Don't
cheat, now !
1. When
did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up?
(a) The movie's over, it's
2 o'clock
(b) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock
(c) The movie's over,
it's 4 o'clock
2. ''Rock Around The Clock'' was used in what
movie?
(a) Rebel Without A Cause
(b) Blackboard Jungle
(c) The
Wild Ones
3. What's missing from a Rock & Roll standpoint? Earth
_____
(a) Angel
(b) Mother
(c) Worm
4. ''I found my
thrill .. . .'' where?
(a) Kansas City
(b) Heartbreak
Hotel
(c) Blueberry Hill
5. ''Please turn on your magic beam,
_____ _____ bring me a dream,'':
(a) Mr. Sandman
(b) Earth
Angel
(c) Dream Lover
6. For which label did Elvis Presley first
record?
(a) Atlantic
(b) RCA
(c) Sun
7. He asked,
''Why's everybody always pickin' on me?'' Who was he?
(a) Bad, Bad Leroy
Brown
(b) Charlie Brown
(c) Buster Brown
8. In Bobby Darin's
''Mack The Knife,'' the one with the knife, was named:
(a)
MacHeath
(b) MacCloud
(c) MacNamara
9. Name the song with
''A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom.''
(a) Good Golly, Miss
Molly
(b) Be-Bop-A-Lula
(c) Tutti Fruitti
10. Who is
generally given credit for originating the term ''Rock And Roll''?
(a)
Dick Clark
(b) Wolfman Jack
(c) Alan Freed
11.
In 1957, he left the music business to become a preacher:
(a)
Little Richard
(b)
Frankie Lymon
12.
Paul Anka's ''Puppy Love'' is written to what star?
13.
The Everly Brothers were . .
(a)
Pete and Dick
(b)
Don and Phil
14.
The Big Bopper's real name was:
(b)
Roy Harold Scherer, Jr.
(c)
Marion Michael Morrison
15.
In 1959, Berry Gordy, Jr. started a small record company
called...
16.
Edd Brynes had a hit with ''Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb''. What TV show
was he on?
17.
In 1960
Bobby Darin married:
18.
They were a one hit wonder with ''Book Of Love'':
19.
The Everly Brothers sang a song called ''Till I ______ You.''
20.
Chuck Berry sang ''Oh, ___________, why can't you be true?''
21.
''Wooly _______''
(a) Mammouth
(b) Bully
(c)
Pully
22. ''I'm like a one-eyed cat . . . . ."
(a) can't go
into town no more
(b) sleepin' on a cold hard floor
(c) peepin' in
a seafood store
23. ''Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do . . . .
..''
(a) cause there ain't no answer for a life without booze
(b)
cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
(c) cause my car's
gassed up and I'm ready to cruise
24. ''They often call me Speedo, but
my real name is ... . . . .. ..''
(a) Mr. Earl
(b) Jackie
Pearl
(c) Milton Berle
25. ''You're my Fanny and nobody else's
......''
(a) girl
(b) butt
(c) love
26. ''I
want you to play with my . . . ''
(a) heart
(b) dreams
(c)
ding a ling
27. ''Be Bop A Lula ....''
(a) she's got the
rabies
(b) she's my baby.
(c) she loves me, maybe
28.
''Fine Love, Fine Kissing ...''
(a) right here
(b) fifty
cents
(c) just for you
29. ''He wore black denim trousers and .
. ..''
(a) a pink carnation
(b) pink leotards
(c)
motorcycle boots
30. ''I got a gal named . ... ..''
(a) Jenny
Zamboni
(b) Gerri Mahoney
(c) Boney Maroney
Answers:
Scroll
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here).
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1
(c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. (b) Blackboard
Jungle
3. (a) Angel
4. (c) Blueberry Hill
5. (a) Mr.
Sandman
6. (c) Sun
7. (b) Charlie Brown
8. (a) Mac
Heath
9. (c) Tutti Fruitti
10. (c) Alan Freed
11. (a)
Little Richard
12. (c) Annette Funicello
13. (b) Don and
Phil
14. (a) Jiles P. Richardson
15. (c) Motown
16. (a) 77
Sunset Strip
17. (b) Sandra Dee
18. (b) The Monotones
19.
(b) Kissed
20. (c) Maybelline
21. (b) Bully
22. (c)
peepin' in a sea food store
23. (b) cause there ain't no cure for the
summertime blues
24. (a) Mr. Earl
25. (b) butt
26. (c) ding
a ling
27. (b) she's my baby
28. (a) right here
29. (c)
motorcycle boots
30. (c) Boney Maroney
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