Why?
Why? Why?
Why do we
press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost
dead?
Why do banks
charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough
money?
Why does
someone
believe
you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say
the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't
Tarzan have a beard?
Why does
Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at
him?
Why do
Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was
it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from
apes,
why are there still
apes?
Why is it that
no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?
Is there ever
a day that mattresses
are not on
sale?
Why do people
constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will
have materialized?
Why do
people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then
reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more
chance?
Why is it
that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those
dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in
the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes
for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why
don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're
going?'
Why is it that
whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?
In winter why
do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about
the heat?
How come you
never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my
FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends
-- if they're okay, then it's you.