You're An EXTREME Redneck
When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old
daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of
your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in
it.
3. You've been married three
times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is
out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service
stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family
died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is
a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was
once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered
day care.
10. You think the last words
of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.
'
11. You lit a match in the
bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on
your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside
to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was
born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole
punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of
Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to
your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the
dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
NOW Y’ALL HAVE A GOOD
DAY!!