China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists......or so they think !!!
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See you after the flight, Uncle Boozer!
But taste like cat
I knew it!
Weird, because horse beans sound delicious.
Here, crippie, take my seat.
Great with flied lice
A separate entrance for Hos....why didn't I think of that?
Should be in front of half the hotels in town.
Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.
Much tastier that the grown up variety.
I wouldn't tickle this one
Where every fashion aficionado in China shops
What?
If there's one thing we don't need help with...
So this is where all they all end up...
Good to know
And Finally....
Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding.
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